RANDOMLY-GENERATED CHARACTERS: Bud (Domestic Cat, Male, Pan) is a very important business cat with very important business he does as quickly as possible. His coworkers and peers are continuously impressed and envious of his supposed work efficiency and diligence, but truthfully he just wants it done so he can spend more time at home watching video game streamers. Marty (North American River Otter, Male, Straight) is the owner of a small cannabis dispensary downtown. Despite the stereotypes one might hold over someone who would own a business like that, Marty doesn't actually partake in any drug usage whatsoever, although it's unclear whether that's because he wants to remain sober or because the contact high gotten from constant proximity to his customers is good enough for the otter.