RANDOMLY-GENERATED CHARACTERS: Brad (Lion, Male, Straight, Freshman) is a huge B-grade and schlock movie buff. He has an entire room with shelves upon shelves of poor quality exploitation films of all varieties. Someday he hopes to become a famous critic of these types of movies, perhaps via the format of comical internet reviews. Noah (Common Brown Lemur, Male, Straight, Sophomore) is actually a huge fan of Japanese culture and is one of the head members of the Nihon Club. He loves the old cartoons, the foods, the customs, all of it. One day he hopes to move to the islands after earning a degree in the language, but like a number of those who seek such a dream, he will eventually just give up midway and go for a business degree instead.