QUETZA'S NOTES: Just so we're clear, Max's shirt says, "Tap me like a keg of beer and drink me all up!" RANDOMLYUSTREAM-AUDIENCE-GENERATED CHARACTER: Robert (Lizard, Male, Straight) is, despite appearances, a lizard. Bob, as he's called on-air, always for some reason or another wanted to be a turtle instead of the cursed lizard form he had been given at birth. Thus, using his ill-gotten funds from his ritzy local newsanchor career, he's gotten many advanced surgeries, from shell-generation/implantation to facial reconstruction, to slowly transform himself into the tortoise he's always wanted to be.