A wish denied (game)

[Holderheck]

is really simple. i played this game for years with a friend over the phone and forgot it can be played on sites

so someone makes a wish and the next person has to turn it against them.

first person, "for instance i wish for a million gold."

next person may say, "gold asteroid hit the earth now gold is worth less than paper."

rules.
1 you may not wish for the end of the game.
2 you may not wish for wishes to never happen.
3 dont make wishes that are unbeatable no one like it.
4 dont kill people this just starts personal battles
my wish i wish for free coffee.

[TK]

your coffee turns to mud

I wish for a stainless steel mouthpiece

[Commissar Jake]

While yes you get that mouth piece it's amazingly rusty

I wish for a Jaffa cake

[Scramjet]

You get an orange with a small piece of mudcake inside.

I wish for a Ford GT40.

[Whozjamazigits]

Scramjet arrested for owning a stolen Ford GT40

I wish for a pancake covered with butter on a plate.

[Commissar Jake]

It's more butter than pancake

I wish for a sleep regulator.

[Cuteseal2]

You get a clock witha loud alarm.

I wish for a light blue shirt that is very pretty.

[Commissar Jake]

Sure but it's cut to ribbons before hand.

I wish for the vending machine.

[Cuteseal2]

You get a sheet of paper bearing the words THE VENDING MACHINE

I want fire

[Holderheck]

you get fire only is on you.

i wish for a faster computer.

[Cuteseal2]

You get a program allowing your computer to go faster,but takes four years to install.

I want to be made of toxic material

[Holderheck]

but now you kill anyone you come in contact with and you. now you lonely

I wish pirates of the Caribbean 4

[ratdeathtrap]

They steal everything and the script sucks

I wish gods are real.

[Rachel]

They're also complete assholes, literially and metaphorically.

I wish people could see alternative medicine as the ruse it is.

[ratdeathtrap]

Everybody dies because nobody uses traditional medicines anymore.

I wish furries are real