Wanted:300 Fireworks and a Skateboard for a dramtic entrance

[Rachel]

Huh, forgot to ask for a match. Well, sorry to disappoint, so I'll just make a regular entrance.

I'm Rachel Stardust, Nice to meet you. ^.^
/me offers you a hug.

I'm your typical, starved and stressed undergraduate, where I study Forensic science, it's a nifty course which isn't like what CSI would lend you to believe, it's a bit less glossy and glamorous, and a .. more disturbing. But it's a useful subject where Science is applied in a practical situation, for example you probably know about how we dust for finger prints, analyse strands of Hair, .. and less commonly, except in certain crimes, semen. I've just finished semester one and heading into more lab work with Semester two, mostly I do chemical theory and applied biochemistry, it's only until year two, I get to study the fun stuff, like Blood Spatter analysis, which as the title says it all, looking at blood stains. However I'm hoping to specialise in Forensic Anthropology, which is study of bones. Like what how a Pathologist would determine the cause of death, I'm planning to be suited to determine the general age range, probably race, and sex of a skeleton.

I do have a fursona, which is a white lab mouse. Hopefully this doesn't remind you too much of the 'Pig that wants to be eaten' Dilemma, to those that read Adam Douglas or are a member of the PETA or any group which actually takes animal rights seriously and doesn't use it as affront to mock minorities. (Unlike the PETA. >.>) Likewise, Me and 'sona are both Eighteen, and climatised to Scotlands terrible weather system and the chronic smell of fish from the coast. Also identify as an Asexual and Omniromantic Female, I love you all equally but not in that way. Also I believe my position on the autistic spectrum plays a role in my lack of sexual attraction, .. but I do enjoy someone to talk to. (Companionship and platonic Friendships for the win! <3 )

I also draw, and am going to try my watercolouring set sometime next week. But for now you can take a look at Furaffinity page: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zinn/

[TrokKemlan]

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[Vanbael]

*Vanbael pockets his camera in disappointment of the lack of fireworks skateboard stunt*
Anyways, I'm Vanbael the resident Assassin of the forums here. I would do the whole free assassination contract offer thing, but I'm actually working on one right now.
Interesting background, and I like how fitting your fursona is to what you're studying. Forensics is a very interesting subject if I say so myself.
Anyways, make yourself at home here in the forums,
*hugs*

[Cuteseal2]

My Official List of Rules

1. Fireproof your pants.

2. Hello

3. DO NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Tele to Hell.

4. DON'T eat ANY FOOD anyone gives you.

Hi, I'm the resident semi-aquatic freshwater mammal. *Teles to hell* IN YOUR FACE AKUMA DEMON!

[Buzzwolf]

Would a couple Atmospheric Ionizers do the trick? I got a couple of those laying around in the back of my ship...those make some nice fire works when ya throw em at a planets atmosphere...yeah, Ozones burn quite spectacularly when you get the calibration right...

ANYWAY! this is customary, so I have to do it...
*Tackles new girl wearing 6 ton jumper armor* only cause my new twelve ton suit isn't done yet XD
WELCOME TO THE FORUMS!
I'm the Resident Armor smith, Hand of God AND Tackler of the n00bs!

A CSI Guy(err...girl) eh? Always loved the CSI stuff...actually have a very interesting course in Criminology right now as one of my college classes...AWESOME teacher, I wish I could've gotten a more "hands on" class, but the psych stuff is actually fairly interesting...

and Yay for random chatting! gotta love MSN eh? LoL

[Rachel]

Hey Sanity Sapper, I recognise you from Concession, what's up?
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/me address Vanbael. "Woo, an Assassin, might be interesting, you might have to take extra care in cleaning up. You'll be suprized how good forensics has gotten over the years."
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Nice to meet you, Cuteseal2.
Not to give away personal information, but Leather is fire resistant right? Also I'll be doing toxicology next year, so I can tell what's in these muffins you all sent me. Mwhaha~ Yeah just try and sneak one past me now!
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/me has an subdermal autoinjector boost her with a modified Epinephrine, to boost strenght. Still being tackled by with enough prowess to avoid the six ton armour crushing her vital organs. "As much fun as Burning Ozone sounds, it's terrible for the planet, It's hard trying to attach three oxygen atoms together as it is with two." Moves you slightly off her to worm free. "And I'm not a n00b! Well maybe to you, artwise, I'm quite impressed and fond of your ability -and that you have a tablet, I do have my own, but I need a replacement stylus- Power armour is useful as it is awesome. ( I've been wanting to collect Sisters Of Battle for Warhammer 40K, but I'm going to opt to play Skaven for WH Fantasy.)"

And I was going to try and get an even more hands on Job, like Dentistry .. but the grades required would've been the same for a non-specialist Doctor. So Forensics was like midway between theory and practical application. I also get an awesome lab coat. But Psychology is pretty interesting, and relevent, I did have some experience with Psychiatric services so I'm quite glad we've progressed from what Bedlam Hospital was Two-hundred Years ago. >.>

[Makurayami]

New GIRL!! we've been getting a lot of them lately ..... anyway, names akuma, local/ head Demon of this forum. Im the reason why you dont want to make random visits to Hell. u want anything demonic or anything demonic done then u just find me. Now for the fun part >=D

slashes a hole in the fabric of space with his claws and jumps thru into his own level of hell. As the tear seals you can hear his maniacal laughter echoing around the room screaming " Welcome To The Madness Of This Forum!!"

[Buzzwolf]

/me has an subdermal autoinjector boost her with a modified Epinephrine, to boost strenght. Still being tackled by with enough prowess to avoid the six ton armour crushing her vital organs. "As much fun as Burning Ozone sounds, it's terrible for the planet, It's hard trying to attach three oxygen atoms together as it is with two." Moves you slightly off her to worm free. "And I'm not a n00b! Well maybe to you, artwise, I'm quite impressed and fond of your ability -and that you have a tablet, I do have my own, but I need a replacement stylus- Power armour is useful as it is awesome. ( I've been wanting to collect Sisters Of Battle for Warhammer 40K, but I'm going to opt to play Skaven for WH Fantasy.)"

And I was going to try and get an even more hands on Job, like Dentistry .. but the grades required would've been the same for a non-specialist Doctor. So Forensics was like midway between theory and practical application. I also get an awesome lab coat. But Psychology is pretty interesting, and relevent, I did have some experience with Psychiatric services so I'm quite glad we've progressed from what Bedlam Hospital was Two-hundred Years ago. >.>

I never said THIS planet...though it would be fun, earths ozone makes a nice teal colored flame...though I hear Jupiter burns nicely this time of year XD

and wow, I've never met someone that was already familiar with my work before I met them! Thanks! and would you believe I've never played warhammer 40k? ROFL, I still need to get one of those games(I think there's more than one...i need to get the one for the PSP so i can take it with meh)

*refuses to comment on the dentistry because of dislike of his dentist* lab cooooat....*is totally jealous* I like the psych stuff cause I know how to get into peoples heads, it proves to be very interesting sometimes, it's just fun to pick peoples minds apart sometimes...hehehe...I've always just seen those forensics things as giant puzzles, and almost as though playing against another chess player for capture of the king...hehehe...love it *is rambling now* uh...uh...yeah... ROFL

*Takes his ship to Jupiter to burn Jupiters atomsphere for kicks*

[Tiger Sora]

Hey Rachel a pleasure to meet you, I'm Slavoc the Irish-Scottish-Canadian Fox with a Russian name. Diverse eh?

I see you live in Scotland, beautiful place. One day when I'm older and have money I'm gona take a trip to the Isle's, see the senery and visit family I've never met, hahaha.

[DeadJim]

Hi Rachel! *waves and hands her a llama*

[Rachel]

New GIRL!! we've been getting a lot of them lately ..... anyway, names akuma, local/ head Demon of this forum. Im the reason why you dont want to make random visits to Hell. u want anything demonic or anything demonic done then u just find me. Now for the fun part >=D

slashes a hole in the fabric of space with his claws and jumps thru into his own level of hell. As the tear seals you can hear his maniacal laughter echoing around the room screaming " Welcome To The Madness Of This Forum!!"

There are a few things I could probably use a extra pair of infernal clawed talons to help with, my room has become quite shabby and I'm falling behind on my Ironing. But I'd have to think twice before I request the forces of Hell for trivial Chores. Maybe, everyone once a month to raid the Local Church's Bake Sale, .. or to request an incubi to play chess with.
Or maybe one to teach the folkloric history of Hell, as I understand going far back storywise, Hell has went through different variations and such, but more so Interesting is the hierarchy of Devils, as orignally it was just Luicifer/Satan and then everyone else. Now there's Dukes, Presidents, Lords.. like Beliel, Beelzebub, Leviathon, and Also curiously Lilith.
(Some of which I've been meaning to draw, Demonology sparks my muse.)

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To BuzzWolf.

Regardless of which planet, burning a whole isn't going to help it's natural system. Besides Jupitor I think, is a Gas planet, it's 99.9% Condensed Gas, making it mostly atmosphere.
Also I just found your work on this forum right before you posted. And yeah, Forensics is like a puzzle, except dissolved in bleach to /partially/ eliminate bio-evidence, With fingers and toes hacked off, and face peels off, to make recognition more difficult. (We call increase cautiousness of Killers and Criminals, The CSI Effect. As more people get the idea they can beat the law. However if they watched until the end, they'd found the Suspect doesn't get away so easily.) Oh, and there is the module or Postgrad degree, of Forensic Psychology, so I can psychoanalyse Criminals. I have a book to that effect "Criminal Shadows" by David Canter. It's not to relevent at the moment, but I did read something interesting; about how one starts off in a life of crime, and certain anomalies such as Socio/psychopaths.

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Hey Rachel a pleasure to meet you, I'm Slavoc the Irish-Scottish-Canadian Fox with a Russian name. Diverse eh?

I see you live in Scotland, beautiful place. One day when I'm older and have money I'm gona take a trip to the Isle's, see the senery and visit family I've never met, hahaha.

I'm simply just Scottish-American, but pleasure to meet you too. I was looking through countryside photos of Scotland at the World fair, some of the castles, Forests and landscape are really beautiful, but the weather isn't, unless your favourite colour is grey. And you enjoy being blown about, but gailforce winds. >.> But besides the weather it is really a nice place. Although I'm stuck on the North East Coast, so I'm next to the Fish Factories for the North Sea.
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Thanks Jim, a Llama. Just what I've always wanted. (Besides a Gold Violin, Ebola Cola, an atomic Death Ray.)

[Scramjet]

Nice to meet you.

Wait... That's not right... Arghhh! Iceyitis!

Anyway, hello and welcome miss modest mouse to the fantastic Furthia forums! May your stay be wild, weird and wonderful!

[Sparky15756]

HAGGIS BOMB o.o

Oh yeah, you've just been Scoused up o.o;

Welcome to the forum! I'm the resident Scouser and Queen fan on this forum, so feel free to attempt to steal anything from me ^^


...LOLDAFUCK, I've just noticed those smiles on the side!

[Kureno]

I know yooooouuuuu!
*tacklehugs*
3 Really...
REALLY...
REEEEAAALLY important things you should know,
1. You don't have mention of bees in your sig here.
2. I have superglued myself to your back.
3. There is a match in your hand.
*flaps attempting to remove self but fails*

Welcome by the way. ^-^

[Rachel]

Actually Scramjet we've already meet, in Concession but probably long ago, because I rarely see you nowadays.
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CABER TOSS
/me throws a Caber at Sour Math.
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Kureno, there are somethings you should know.
1. We're going to get bees.
2.I've let the match.
3.We have Six seconds until we hit a radioactive beehive.
Six...Six...Six again
Five Golden Rings.
Four leaf clover.
Pie.
Two and a half furs
Also Nice to meet you here.

/me and Kureno are launched Three hundred and eighty miles per hour, over a ramp, through a flaming ring, over the moon, across pits of lava, and into Mor-!
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCKET SKATE INTO MORDER! RELASE THE BEES!

(Okay, stopping being random in my intro thread. I don't want it locked before I meet everyone. )