TWILIGHT.

by **ratdeathtrap** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:17 am

Ezil wrote:Alan is taking the proper actions, although he's not doing it the cool way

He should have burned the store down with a flamethrower.

by **KaigeTheRipper** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:21 am

Nah... Molotov Cocktails. They're more economically friendly than a flamethrower. Plus, I just like the idea of bashing Bella and Edward over their heads with glass bottles before condemning them to a hellish pyre. Even if they are just cardboard cutouts...

by **ratdeathtrap** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:23 am

KaigeTheRipper wrote:Nah... Molotov Cocktails. They're more economically friendly than a flamethrower. Plus, I just like the idea of bashing Bella and Edward over their heads with glass bottles before condemning them to a hellish pyre. Even if they are just cardboard cutouts...

I think burning cardboard and burning paper is not realy eco-firendly....

by **KaigeTheRipper** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:25 am

ratdeathtrap wrote:
KaigeTheRipper wrote:Nah... Molotov Cocktails. They're more economically friendly than a flamethrower. Plus, I just like the idea of bashing Bella and Edward over their heads with glass bottles before condemning them to a hellish pyre. Even if they are just cardboard cutouts...

I think burning cardboard and burning paper is not realy eco-firendly....

ECONOMICS = money management
ECOSPHERE = the earth

Yeah. It's better for those with a tighter budget...

by **ratdeathtrap** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:27 am

KaigeTheRipper wrote:
ratdeathtrap wrote:
KaigeTheRipper wrote:Nah... Molotov Cocktails. They're more economically friendly than a flamethrower. Plus, I just like the idea of bashing Bella and Edward over their heads with glass bottles before condemning them to a hellish pyre. Even if they are just cardboard cutouts...

I think burning cardboard and burning paper is not realy eco-firendly....

ECONOMICS = money management
ECOSPHERE = the earth

Yeah. It's better for those with a tighter budget...

Twillight is bad for the cosphere and economics.

Science has proven it!

Twillight cause global warning!

by **Alan the fox** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:27 pm

ratdeathtrap wrote:
Ezil wrote:Alan is taking the proper actions, although he's not doing it the cool way

He should have burned the store down with a flamethrower.

cant get close enough without Sally buying more stuff so best to avoid at all costs

by **Ezil** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:15 pm

No, that's not the cool way, the cool way is finding a sharp cheesewire, tying it around your neck and hooking it tight to the ceiling whileon a stool, then superglue your hands to your head, wait for it to dry, then jump, so it looks like you ripped your own gosh darn head off

by **thedevilsown** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:26 pm

Ezil wrote:No, that's not the cool way, the cool way is finding a sharp cheesewire, tying it around your neck and hooking it tight to the ceiling whileon a stool, then superglue your hands to your head, wait for it to dry, then jump, so it looks like you ripped your own gosh darn head off

thats horrible

by **Ezil** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:34 pm

*Shrugs* Hey, if he's gonna kill himself

by **thedevilsown** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:35 pm

i dont think he will if i had to chose between twilight and Alan it would be Alan hands down and yes i would burn it all

by **KaigeTheRipper** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:38 pm

Ezil wrote:No, that's not the cool way, the cool way is finding a sharp cheesewire, tying it around your neck and hooking it tight to the ceiling whileon a stool, then superglue your hands to your head, wait for it to dry, then jump, so it looks like you ripped your own gosh darn head off

THAT'S the kind of thinking that makes you my general in World Domination! =^^=

Suicide - While all of your problems may be temporary, there is a permanent solution! :D
(Did I mention I love morbid humor? =P )

But really Alex, don't... If you die now, you'll never witness the author of Twilight dying a most gruesome and agonizing death by my hands, which I would spam the hell out of on the internet... ~_^

by **Alan the fox** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:45 pm

But really Alex, don't... If you die now, you'll never witness the author of Twilight dying a most gruesome and agonizing death by my hands, which I would spam the hell out of on the internet... ~_^[/quote]I have a reason to live and please dont call me Alex I have a friend by that name who i saw get killed oversea right in front of me so ya i did fight alittle

by **KaigeTheRipper** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:48 pm

Alan the fox wrote:
KaigeTheRipper wrote:But really Alex, don't... If you die now, you'll never witness the author of Twilight dying a most gruesome and agonizing death by my hands, which I would spam the hell out of on the internet... ~_^
I have a reason to live and please dont call me Alex I have a friend by that name who i saw get killed oversea right in front of me so ya i did fight alittle

Bah, sorry.. I'm horrible with remembering names... EVEN THOUGH IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! WTF?!?! =_=;;
... Seriously, all this algebra I'm studying for my final's really starting to fry my brain beyond the point of no return... =P

by **ratdeathtrap** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:32 am

Yesterday I got new moon as a present.

And now Im gonna read it.

by **Kureno** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:08 am

Ok. I have returned from my involuntary vacation, which bored me to death to the point where I managed to make myself pick up Twilight. After being tied up and forced to watch the movie, I mean. Now I can give a new, honest opinion.
With actual proof.

I stand by my original point that the book is the driest read in human history. Half of it is describing Edward's "marble, god-like features" or how dazzlingly beautiful and angel like he is.
Seriously, that comprises of about every second paragraph!

The movie on the other hand...that was actually pretty good. Although not really designed for the same people who'd go and see G.I. Joe. I kinda like the love stories though.
They cut out alot of the blankly staring into eachother's eyes though, thankfully. And the story was pretty good too.
I have only 2 gripes about the movie now.
1. The vampires do, in fact, glitter. I mean alot of glitter, as though someone bought a vat of gold glitter and soaked the actor in it prior the scene.
2. Edward Cullen was NOWHERE NEAR as hot as the book made him out to be.

TWILIGHT.

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