You are at a cafe

[ratdeathtrap]

Haha! Go serve those monsters who turn people insane, will ya?

[Whozjamazigits]

Nevermind, I'm sweating tea right now, at least I'm smell nice now.

[ratdeathtrap]

And since how long have you been talking?

[mani959]

Walk's in asks for tea and toast before siting down

[ratdeathtrap]

You do know you are sitting on me?

[mani959]

You do know you are sitting on me?

Sorry thought you were a chair
goes and sits on a chair.

[Anonymous G]

*Busts down the door* HEALTH INSPECTOR HERE!

[arinot]

*Busts through window*

Awww sheeeet
Shit just got real Mothaf###aaahs

IM DA HEALTH INSPECTA INSPECTA! I'M HERE TA INSPECT YEWR INSPECTIN

[jsands294]

Im an adult. Now where inside of you do you want me?

[Anonymous G]

*Busts through window*

Awww sheeeet
Shit just got real Mothaf###aaahs

IM DA HEALTH INSPECTA INSPECTA! I'M HERE TA INSPECT YEWR INSPECTIN

Oh shit! *INSPECTS THE FUCK OUTTA THIS PLACE*

Clearly this is some of the most horrifying conditions I have ever seen a cafe operate under. Are... Are those slaves in the kitchen?

[Whozjamazigits]

And since how long have you been talking?

Since I became operational, why do you ask?

Oh, hello health inspector person, would you like some ridiculously strong Jasmine tea?

[ratdeathtrap]

Of course those are slaves! You can just taste the combination of hatred and fear that makes everything FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOLOUS!