Wars of Hyrule

[Kiva Darkbane]

(let me know if this post don't work ok?)
Yve came to the edge of the lake as silently as she could. she took a moment to feel the green grass. it always fascinated her, even thou she had felt grass all her life. she looked up and noticed a goblin and a hyrulian and another but her focus was on the goblin and hyrulian. *don't they hate each other?* she thought to her self. *the wars have made this land different. . . it almost don't feel like home anymore.* she then watched the three for a while waiting to see if even one was observant enough to notice her. one of them looked like they where going to shot a bomb at the guard house. *why in the world do they need to shot the guard house?* the guard house exploded out of no where it seemed like to Yve, knowing it came from the group she was watching she was a bit more hesitant to see them. she began to go over her hyrulian and other languages to make sure she didn't say anything that could get her killed. . . or laughed at.

Yve had made up her mind to follow them until they spotted her. she didn't feel like getting in the way and it also gave her a good chance to examine them and see how they acted.

[aires163]

"roight I'm on it!" Kevin said sprinting at the guards "I hope to god no body dies!" he thought to himself as he used a match from his bag to light the first bomb. He threw it at the first guard and turned to run. "To bad I don't have any cheesy one liners to say." He thought himself. Just then an arrow fired by one of the guards pierced Kevins left arm. Causing him to shout in pain as he continued to run back to the others.

[ratdeathtrap]

The bomb exploded and Jack charged forward with his boar. a head flew past him and he trampled over a second soldier. Then,he reached the barricade and went through it like the barricade as made out of butter. He heard the surprised sounds on soldiers trying to dodge the massive beast. Jack and his boar trampled over a few more soldiers before they were actually past the barricade. He slowed his boar a bit down so that his partners in crime could catch up with him, so they could do the same with the next one. He only then noticed he and his boar were covered in blood. They had no time to wash it off now, but they had to wash it ff or else they were too recognizable.

[Anonymous G]

Ruto grimaced at the wound that Kevin incurred while rushing back to them, and made sure he got to his horse before rushing in after Jack. She spotted the stampede-happy goblin covered in blood wreaking complete havoc on their foes. She passed him up as he trampled another guard and proceeded to prime her handbomb. She carefully aimed the hookshot and launched it towards the far spire. As the hook released to find something to latch onto, the bomb flew out of it's grip and crashed into the spire, creating a massive explosion that caused falling debris up and down the bridge. Ruto charged across, falling back behind Jack who was having a little bit too much fun.

[aires163]

"Thanks." Kevin said to ruto "I was hopping there would be less...death." Kevin said as he examined the blood and gore around, he could barely prevent himself from vomiting at the gruesome sight. "We should get out of here before more trouble shows up. Besides I should get this wound taken care of."

[Kiva Darkbane]

"I can help" Yve said barley coming out of the water. "i'm friendly" she tried to say in hyrulian and hopped it sounded good. Yve got out of the water and slowly approached the group, as she walked she looked around at all the bodes. she did her best to hold her breath and look away. "may i see your arm? i promise to not harm you, any further that is" Yve said waiting to see if they would take offence to that.

(AHHHH i hate typing such a short reply. . .)

[aires163]

"um...I can andel it myself" Kevin said in a slight shock at the random appearance of another person "who or wot are you anyway? I figured out the short bloke over there is a bulbin." Kevin said pointing at jack. But more importantly we need to get outa ere before the cavalry comes!"

[ratdeathtrap]

(you do know my name, look at page 2. we shook hands and exchanged names.)

Jack looked back to see what was toking so long, and saw the Zora. He quickly drew his bow and shouted; ''Move Kevin! Quickly before you get hurt!'' He could have tried to shoot, but he might hit Kevin. He disliked him, but he didn't want him to die.That would be a waste, for he has proven that he is loyal with that bomb. He actually wanted to attack the Zora because Goblins have been attacked by the Zora's. He wanted to give at least a warning that they shouldn't fuck around with goblins.

[aires163]

(OH SHIT!! BRB editing post.)

Kevin noticed jack readying his bow to fire. "OI we already killed enough people!!! If any thing we need to get the bloody ell outa ere before more of them guards show up!" he said as he noticed the shape of the arrow head that was on the arrow in his arm "Ah bugger I can't yank the thing out I gota saw off the tail end an drive it all the way through. This aint gona be fun." he thought to himself.

(god I hate the spell check on this thing it's trying to screw up my grammar and make me say retarded stuff!)

[Kiva Darkbane]

Yve stepped back "no don't shot! i'm friendly." she back away from the wounded man hoping that would make the goblin lower his bow. "i just wanna help, i'm trying to find the prince and. . ." she stopped talking. she got down on her knees. "please don't harm me. i swear not to harm you if you don't i'll be more then pleased to join you hand help you any way i can." shoe lowerd her head waiting to be stuck.

[ratdeathtrap]

''Hm'' he thought quickly, and decided that it was better not to kill her. She we was obviously not an enemy. He lowered his bow and put the arrow in the quiver. ''I won't kill you. I can see you don't want to hurt him'' He said. He looked back and saw that the enemy reinforcements were getting closer, they had to get moving or be captured and die. ''If you really want to join us, you can get to the other side of bridge.'' We will try to get there. It might take a little longer since we have those behind us'' He said, and pointed at the enemy reinforcements. Jack then drove his boar quickly to the other side of the bridge, so that he could lose the enemies faster.

[Kiva Darkbane]

Yve got up, "seems like we have to follow him?" she got ready and gathered her stuff. her little water fox (looks like little vaporian) climbed up on to her shoulder. it hissed at the enemy's approaching, "oh behave you." Yve got to the edge of the water. "need me just whistle" she dived in and swam to the other end of the lake. she pulled out a sling and started gathering rocks, then got ready to throw.

[Anonymous G]

Ruto quickly reigned her own steed and dashed after the goblin. They've created what was essentially an avoidable mess of her own creation, but since they already were in over their heads, it was best to just dive in deeper. Throwing more hand-bombs until she finally ran out of stock, they exploded violently behind her and Kevin as Jack crashed through the second barrier. The reinforcements were in chaos, buying the three some time. She looked off to her right and pointed everyone in that direction. "We'll meet up with you up the river!" Ruto cried out to the Zora as she kicked her horse into action.

[aires163]

"So whats the plan from here?" Kevin asked while riding on the back of Rutos horse. "Personally I think we should keep going then find a place to set up camp."

[Anonymous G]

"So whats the plan from here?" Kevin asked while riding on the back of Rutos horse. "Personally I think we should keep going then find a place to set up camp."

Ruto looked back and nodded. "True, we'll need the Zora in order to reach our next destination anyways, so it would be in our best interests to become acquainted with the blue-skin" She explained. The wound on Kevin wasn't severe, but it merited a quick repair soon for him to stay useful. "I'll treat your wound when we set camp then." She said before spending the next half-hour in silence as they followed their Zora companion. Jack's war boar was growing tired, and it seemed that they had made enough distance to be able to lay low for a while, so Ruto signaled everyone to head towards an old ruins to set up camp, night was approaching fast and it wasn't wise to travel on full moons.