Wars of Hyrule

[Anonymous G]

Ruto nodded and started off. It wasn't very far, but she cautiously avoided the roads and was forced to detour around. Out in the fields, it was dangerous to ride a horse too fast since the ground wasn't even. One false step meant a broken leg, and such a loss would surely hinder her ability to complete her mission. Sticking close to the cliffs and out of sight from the road, she was forced an extra hour of travel time. Off into the distances she could see all of the commerce that was taking place on the main road between Ordana and the Castle. Ruto was thankful for the recent Zora attacks since the bridge too would have been crawling with Hylians as well. Reaching the mouth of the Lake, she quickly searched for her contact. After a moment, she spotted a short Bulbin archer perched on to of a riding boar. The Bulbin waved in her direction, beckoning Ruto to get closer.

[aires163]

Kevin made his way to the small room where he took residence in town. Inside he gathered, his harmonica, a small pouch containg 27 rupes (I'm sorry if that's spelt wrong) and a small book on herbal remedies, and last but not least. His guide to cooking in the wildernes. "now I just need some supplies" Kevin thought to himself as he arrows outside. Only to see much to his displeasure. The town militia reqruiter. "oh sod this!" Kevin thought. "Bugger if I'll stay ere just to be troubled by some ol git!" Kevin thought to himself as he bagan to sprint down market street. "is he following me?" Kevin looked over his shoulder and his suspicions were confirmed "HE IS! I wonder if it had any thing to do with that stranger I met in the field?"

After a brief period of avoiding his stalker. Kevin managed to spend a majority of his remaining money on a bobber fishing rod, and a few apples and a loaf of bread. He managed to successfully get out of town and achive a very fair distance down the trail. He stoped to rest since he was completely out of breath, lake Hylia in view. "I wonder if he will accuse me of being some sorta spy for running away like that." he wondered to himself as he noticed his aquantince from earlier today.

[ratdeathtrap]

Jack saw a Garudo nearing and waved at her, so she would come closer.He got off of his war-boar to greet her. He waited till she was close enough and coughed to clear his throat.
Jack tried to say in hylian''hello, I'm jack'' and hoped it didn't sound to stupid.

[Anonymous G]

Jack saw a Garudo nearing and waved at her, so she would come closer.He got off of his war-boar to greet her. He waited till she was close enough and coughed to clear his throat.
Jack tried to say in hylian''hello, I'm jack'' and hoped it didn't sound to stupid.

The Garudo giggled at the butchered Hylian. "I am called Ruto" She responded back in the goblin language. It wasn't perfect, her Bulbin was passable in the least. She flashed a second smile, "I guess the shoe's on the other foot?" She added in her own awkward translation. Much like the ancient Garudo languages that haven't been used in centuries, Bulbin was a language much easier written than said. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted the Hylian from before off into the distance. "Don't worry about that one." She ordered.

[aires163]

On Kevins right, he spotted Ruto and a strange little goblin like creature. "wot da bloody ell is that thing?" Kevin wondered to himself. Upon aproaching the two he looked to the sky and asked "Is it just me or is it getten darker out ere?" Kevin asked Ruto. Time always seemed to go by faster when ever one crossed hyrule field.

[ratdeathtrap]

Jack chuckled at the broken goblin laughed at the little joke.''This is gonna be fun after all'' he thought. He saw the Hylian and rose his bow, but lowered after what Ruto said. He hoped that the Hylian would be atleast not hostile to him, so that his trust would not be broken. When his trust gets broken, things tend to not end well for the other side. Jack gave another broken Hylian hello, which probably sounded even sillier the second time, and gave him a careful smile, in an attempt to be friendly.

[Anonymous G]

Ruto looked out towards the lake ahead of them. Lined up, she couldn't help but think of themselves as some poor joke. "So a Hylian, a Moblin, and a Garudo walk into a tavern..." She said to herself. She turned and greeted Kevin, "The plan of getting across is two-fold," She started, pointing at one of the guard post not more than 200 feet away from the bridge. "First, we're going to provide a distraction to the front guards. Here, you're the only one that could get close enough without suspicion." Ruto handed Kevin a couple hand-bombs. "Then, while they are busy putting out the fires, Jack here is going to use that big ol' boar of his to bust through the barricades while we rush in behind him."

[ratdeathtrap]

Jack basically understood what she had just said. Hylian creates distraction, and I ram the barricades with my boar. jack thought that the plan was good, with only one tiny problem: what would they do if there was another barricade on the other side of the bridge?. Jack tried to say in his best Hylian what his mayor concern was.He said; ''What shall we do if there is another barricade on the other side?'' If there was anopther guard-post on the other side, then they would be in for a though battle. That is because there is no logical explanation why the guards on the other side would let pass two enemies the barricade. We would have the advantage of surprise, and maybe I can ram through their side and pass them before they know what hit them.

[Anonymous G]

"That's where we get creative." Ruto admitted. She pulled out her hookshot and pointed at a spire at the other end, she then pulled another handbomb and fitted it into it's claws. "Hookshot will take this bomb across the barrier, blow up the spire, and crush anyone underneath." She said in Bulbin. "We'll just ride over the debris and take out any remaining soldiers."

[aires163]

"um excuse me but am I the only one who finds this to be a bit...extreme?" Kevin asked examining the small bombs "I mean I could get into massive trouble for this!" Kevin exclaimed the worry clear in his voice "and who the bloody ell is he!?" Kevin said pointing at the small goblin creatur still not knowing what it is.

[Anonymous G]

"um excuse me but am I the only one who finds this to be a bit...extreme?" Kevin asked examining the small bombs "I mean I could get into massive trouble for this!" Kevin exclaimed the worry clear in his voice "and who the bloody ell is he!?" Kevin said pointing at the small goblin creatur still not knowing what it is.

Ruto sighed, "Well, what do you suppose we do then? It's not like we can boat across." To demonstrate the obvious, she spat off the cliff and watched it hit the water a few moments later. She avoided the second question altogether.

[ratdeathtrap]

''I''m Jack'' He said in broken Hylian, and held his hand out, so he could shake hands with the Hylian. He didn't really trust the Hylian for many of his brothers have been killed by Hylians. And he really didn't like him either, since the Hylian didn't agree to their plans. If the Hylian wouldn't come up with a better plan, he might have to consider to lose him. They had to make haste to make it to castle town in the hurry that he thought was there. They couldn't have a day extra travel time with travelling around the bridge. Which would be pretty impossible with all those Zoras.

[aires163]

"I'm Kevin" he replied shakeing the small goblin creatures hand. "but as for coming up with another plan I got nothing. The only problem with it is those guards seeing me face...unless...I got an idea to fix this problem of mine!" Kevin said as he racked into his bag and pulled out a small mask. "This should hide me face. Don't want to end up on any wanted posters. Ok now we can go with your plan." Kevin said as he pulled the childish mask over his face.

[ratdeathtrap]

Jack started laughing at the sight. He first was only snickering. Then he started laughing, while still trying to cover his laughter. He fell over in laughter and started.'' That looks ridiculous! Stop it! Stop it! Hahahaahaahahahaha!'' Jack couldn't control himself anymore and was rolling around laughing. After a few minutes of rolling around, and laughing uncontrollably, he managed to stop laughing and get some air. He stood up, and didn't look at Kevin's face, so that he wouldn't get another uncontrollable burst of laughter, and said;'' Sorry for that''. He then walked to his boar to prepare it.

[Anonymous G]

Ruto reigned in her horse and readied her own weapons. She placed the bomb in the mouth of her hookshot and primed a flint-box, ready to use her makeshift hand-cannon. She nodded to Kevin to say that she was ready and stared apprehensively at the guard house, waiting for the satisfying explosion.