I Win

[Italo]

Oh...Look at you, you've learned how to win. Well very sorry to tell you this but the neurotoxin in this room will take effect in 3...2...1. There, you see. You're dead. That's so sad. Well, seeing you are dead, that means I'm the winner. Joy. ~ GLaDOS

[Popolo]

Oh...Look at you, you've learned how to win. Well very sorry to tell you this but the neurotoxin in this room will take effect in 3...2...1. There, you see. You're dead. That's so sad. Well, seeing you are dead, that means I'm the winner. Joy. ~ GLaDOS

Rise and shine, Mr. Italo. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Italo. Wake up and smell the ashes of my Victory.

[Italo]

Popolo, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your posts. Most of them were Forum property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The forum, Furthia, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr Popolo. I have recommended your posting ability to my... Moderators, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose... Accept My win or Accept your failure.

[edderiofer]

I win for short posting.

[ratdeathtrap]

I win for shorter.

[edderiofer]

Shortest win?

[ratdeathtrap]

Win.

[Vanbael]

win

[ratdeathtrap]

And now for something completely different.

I win for pens.

[Vanbael]

The fact sphere is always right, the fact sphere always wins.

[ratdeathtrap]

The fact sphere is always right, the fact sphere always wins.

But who is the fact sphere?

[edderiofer]

'Tis I.

[Popolo]

Either You allow me to win, and stay moderately victorious, or you accept defeat and I only retain the victory I have now.
Your choice.

[Italo]

Win.

[ratdeathtrap]

I win for Popolo is scary. Actually, he wins.