A wish denied (game)

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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Anajamois » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:32 am

You are given a time machine... WITH ONLY TWO DIGITS! 'A'

I wish i was in a Phoenix Wright game.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby ratdeathtrap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:44 am

Granted, but you can only say objection !

I wish for square with 3 sides.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Commissar Jake » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:11 am

A small is black hole is made and your sucked in, but at least you get your square three sides.

I wish for a mini zombie Apocalypse.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Rachel » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:20 am

That's like wishing for a 'small' Large Hadron Collider. Okay, you get a mini, but soon it blows into a Biggie.

I wish I had the vision of a Shaman, The Stamina of a young Werewolf, and the disgrunted Ramblings of a Serial Killer.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Commissar Jake » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:22 am

You have a nightmare revolving World of Darkness... It's just how it goes.

I want a version of D&D 4th edition which doesn't suck.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Scramjet » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:06 am

Granted, but you can only play one specific class of character.

I wish for Sharks with lasers on their heads.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby ratdeathtrap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:54 am

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish for 1000 posts.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Cuteseal2 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:05 pm

You get it, but then a virus sweeps the internet starting you back at one.

I wish for something to nom on.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Whozjamazigits » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:09 pm

its in russia, so if you try to nom it, it noms you

who came up with the 'in russia' thing?
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Holderheck » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:28 pm

"good question" I went back in time after i cracked a codex age, from Italy and built a time machine but i kinda messed up the time line by messing with the Russian leaders paper before a speech and well. "In America you nuke people but in soviet Russia the people nuke you!" (srry to whom this may offend)

i wish i had never messed with the speech.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Commissar Jake » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:18 am

You never did but then you messed with something much worse.

I wish I could have a food with a stupid amount of caffiene and sugar.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Rachel » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:52 am

Mr Slightly Pyscho wrote:iwho came up with the 'in russia' thing?

Yakov Smirnoff

I wish I could have a food with a stupid amount of caffiene and sugar.


I present! The Caffo-Choco-Jam Donut with 9001% your GDA of saturated and unsaturated Carbohydrates! (of which are sugars...mostly sugars.)


I wish for Gunny fingers! Bang Bang!
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Commissar Jake » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:55 am

Fine, wish granted but you must shoot every 5.6 seconds.

I wish for a holy hand grenade.
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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby ratdeathtrap » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:29 am

Granted, but your hand is still stuck to your body

I wish for pizza.
Italo wrote:Its like, when Engineer senses spies sappin' his sentries. Or when a Medic knows he's being called. He's always there, always watching. Its...RATDEATHTRAP


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Story of my life:
Did that just happen?

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ratdeathtrap wrote:Achievement unlocked - First blush - Make Black G blush.


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Re: A wish denied (game)

Postby Commissar Jake » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:31 am

Sure, but it doesn't have any cheese.

I wish for the worlds funniest joke... In german.
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