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Goat gives birth to mutant with Humanoid characteristics

Postby Fangzthewolf » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:43 pm

This is a link to the article.

THESE are the shocking pictures of the human-like creature born from a goat in central Zimbabwe.

Defying science, the dead human-like being survived for several hours after birth on Sunday but died later as shocked villagers gathered in rural Maboleni, 40 miles out of the Midlands town of Gweru, to witness the “miracle”.

The creature, which was incinerated by superstitious villagers before it could be taken for lab tests, had what looks like a human head, face, nose, mouth, neck and shoulders but also had goat legs and a tail. It also had human-like skin and back.

Midlands Governor Jason Machaya claimed on Wednesday that the bizarre creature was a product of bestiality. He declared: “An adult human being was responsible.”

But experts say it is impossible for a human being to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring of any kind.

Inter-breeding humans with closely allied species like chimpanzees, gorillas and gibbons has been attempted with no results, experts say.

There are few known species that can interbreed and produce offspring of varying degrees of fertility, including horses and donkeys which produce mules which are infertile. Bison and cattle produce beefalos while lions and tigers produce ligers – both infertile.

The Midlands’ Provincial Veterinary Officer Dr Thomas Sibanda, while regretting that they never got the chance to conduct tests on the bizarre creature, said: “As far as I know, it is not scientifically possible for a man to impregnate a beast unless of course it’s a miracle.

“Inter-breeding is so hard that a sheep and a goat can mate but they will never produce any product out of it.”


Locals now fear that the creature was a product of witchcraft, but Dr Sibanda still wants to give science a chance. He said: “It is common that an animal can be born with the hydrocephalus condition, a condition that causes an animal to have an abnormally big head full of water. This condition can cause the normal positions of the chin, nose and ears to shift.

“We could have confirmed that the creature was a goat if we had seen it since we are experts in animals. To confirm whether it was a human being, you need medical doctors.”

The handling of the bizarre incident has disappointed researchers who feel an opportunity has been missed to find scientific answers to what would appear to be a supernatural occurrence.

The creature was set on fire after local politicians, led by the governor and a local chief, had been to visit the goat’s owner.

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This site is a real news site. CNN international has referred to this site in the past, concerning various African topics.

It is sad that the religious nuts had to set it on fire. :x
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Postby techdude300 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:16 pm

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Something's fishy here. Are you sure they really set in on fire for religious reasons? Destroying evidence sounds more like it. And swelled head because of water? I don't buy it. I bet it's photoshoped and an attempt to get more publicity to a small poverty stricken village.
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Postby arinot » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:52 pm

Err...
related...
http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2005/02/13/us_denies_patent_for_part_human_hybrid/

It's possible...
but the chances...

Also, I thin this may be real...but only may...
it needs to be salvaged first...[/url]
actually... maybe it's just a random mutation...
(eg: MONSTER BABY)
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Postby QuetzaDrake » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:54 pm

Fangz, your title is very very misleading. Nowhere in that article does it say it's a goat-human hybrid, merely a goat that has human-like qualities. In fact, it even states that, scientifically and correctly, that man can't procreate with any other creature. It's simply impossible due to chromosomes and such. The closest thing we could have some sort of hybrid naturally through sex with is a chimpanzee, and that's not even possible, much less a goat.
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Postby Fangzthewolf » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:58 pm

QuetzaDrake wrote:Fangz, your title is very very misleading. Nowhere in that article does it say it's a goat-human hybrid, merely a goat that has human-like qualities. In fact, it even states that, scientifically and correctly, that man can't procreate with any other creature. It's simply impossible due to chromosomes and such. The closest thing we could have some sort of hybrid naturally through sex with is a chimpanzee, and that's not even possible, much less a goat.


I was originally going to name it something else, but there is a character limit for titles.
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Postby Tryffin » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:32 pm

QuetzaDrake wrote:Fangz, your title is very very misleading. Nowhere in that article does it say it's a goat-human hybrid, merely a goat that has human-like qualities. In fact, it even states that, scientifically and correctly, that man can't procreate with any other creature. It's simply impossible due to chromosomes and such. The closest thing we could have some sort of hybrid naturally through sex with is a chimpanzee, and that's not even possible, much less a goat.

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Postby Fangzthewolf » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:52 pm

I changed the title to fit the situation properly.

Starting to look at it, I think this was just a mutant that by chance looked humanoid.
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Postby Kureno » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:53 am

But then HOW did this happen? Just an unlikely mutation that HAPPENS to look humanoid?

but the other posted link sounds like furries in the making.
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Postby MD-2389 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:29 pm

Its a random mutation, if it is real that is. It just got lucky with its genetic makeup to look the way it did.
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Postby Popolo » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:18 pm

*sniffle*
i agree with MD...
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it's unlikely it posseses any humanoid traits apart from--
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its appearance....
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Postby Derricklesters2009 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:22 pm

Kureno wrote:But then HOW did this happen? Just an unlikely mutation that HAPPENS to look humanoid?


Let's assume this is real... then YES. It is COMPLETELY coincedental.
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Postby Jack » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:46 pm

disturbing and yet very interesting.
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Postby Ezil » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:52 pm

Freaky little bugger that is
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Postby Jack » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:25 pm

i agree. but whats up with people and burning whatever is a bit odd?
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Postby Anajamois » Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:12 pm

/me burns Jack.
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