HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

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HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:34 pm

Duke Nukem:Forever is out in 4 days.
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I pre-ordered the balls of steel edition because, hey this is the game a remember hearing about when I was still in grammar school. and now. Its finally here.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Anonymous G » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:18 pm

It looks like a game for really impressionable twelve year-olds that like to cuss and swear and act out. I loved the side scroller dukes, but everything afterwards just seems like a generation too late.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby kainoa29 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:52 am

i dont know about everyone else but im happy to see a game like this! too many serious games!
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:11 am

Anonymous G wrote:It looks like a game for really impressionable twelve year-olds that like to cuss and swear and act out. I loved the side scroller dukes, but everything afterwards just seems like a generation too late.


Ah f*ck you too.

Plus I think most 12 yr olds would go "EWWWWWWW naked girls, GROSS!" so you're argument against duke is invalid.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby aires163 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:53 pm

Did anyone see the shrinkage trailer? I found that to be worth a giggle.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Vanbael » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:16 pm

I'm gonna get the Duke in the next few weeks, depending on how the reviews are and if I get my holiday pay. I will have to complain though, it has the 2 weapon system, and that isn't the style of Duke Nukem. Hope it doesn't hinder the game.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:27 pm

Did anybody else spend an hour on the white board drawing something from the kama surta? Also I flung shit everywhere.
(yes I got demo access)
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby aires163 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:40 pm

If you LP the demo/full game it might be funny mr.meatballs
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:11 am

aires163 wrote:If you LP the demo/full game it might be funny mr.meatballs

would you be willing to watch me fling shit around and draw dicks on a whiteboard while giggling like a gossiping schoolgirl?
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby aires163 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:20 am

You never know. Could be worth a giggle.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:33 pm

Less than half an hour to go bitches!
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$10,000 up front
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And I know just what to do
And ya know I'll do it too
Then I'm coming back for you
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Kiva Darkbane » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:10 pm

Mr Meatballs wrote:

Plus I think most 12 yr olds would go "EWWWWWWW naked girls, GROSS!" so you're argument against duke is invalid.


invalid i know a lot of TEN YEAR OLDS who cant stop staring at a calendar of girls in underwear.
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby kainoa29 » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:34 am

yeah um...it sucks lol
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby Mr Meatballs » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:54 am

kainoa29 wrote:yeah um...it sucks lol

I liked it :|
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Always hit the mark
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Looking through the night
Using infra-red
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$10,000 up front
$10,000 when I'm through
And I know just what to do
And ya know I'll do it too
Then I'm coming back for you
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Re: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Postby aires163 » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:19 pm

kainoa29 wrote:yeah um...it sucks lol


You see that giant squar over there? That is the door GTFO. If you ask me it look pretty awesome and fun.
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