Greetings, fellow inhabitants of this ever-growing community

[CamilarBlackthorne]

Hello. If Quetza is reading this, she should continue reading because I made a summary of my fursona I’d like her to introduce in the actual comic. Anyway, I embrace all of you with my unconditioned endless love. Bleh, I’m not good at saying cheesy stuff like this, but it doesn’t hurt that much twice a year I suppose. Knowing how much of a critic I am, I find it almost impossible to not include a very detailed analysis of the comic and point out all the obvious and not-so-obvious flaws. But it’s late and I don’t want to start some unnecessary drama, so I’ll pass.

Name: Vikanon Camilar Blackthorne
Nickname: Vik
Actual age: 18
Apparent age: 25
Fursona: Furthia High-based
Location: Transylvania
Gender: male
Sexuality: gay
Relationship: single & open
Body type: anthropomorphic
Build: average
Eye color: crimson red
Fur color: predominant pitch black with turquoise segmented straps
Hair: chocolate blond thick wavy over shoulder-length
Height: 6’0”
Personality: melancholic, romantic, nostalgic, serene, meek, somber, austere, non-conformist, incorruptible (or rather stubborn at times)
Species: Panthera tigris altaica
More commonly known as: Siberian tiger
Weight: 180 lbs.
Favorite school subject: Music
Favorite band: Marilyn Manson
Favorite movie: Ghost Ship
Myers-Briggs Type: INTJ
Casual outfit: plumb-toed black skin boots, black jeans, Mandragora Scream T-shirt, black trench coat, silver-spiked black bracelet
Quote: “Have you fallen so low to resort to coercion? Pitiful…”
How you found the comic: Saw an advertisement on F-list and chose to check it out. Before realizing, I had already finished reading the comic from the beginning to the current page in mere hours. One of my favorite comics ever, I’d like to add. I’m definitely looking forward to what the future upholds.
Occupation: senior year high-school student
Classified job: mad scientist (Although practically he’s more of a chemist.)
Creative stuff: novelist (Most of his books have LaVeyan Satanism references and specific ideology. He attempted to publish some but shortly they’ve been banned from circulation due to subliminal messages and negative psychological effects on people. Annoyed by the blasphemous claims, he manically burned all of his hard work and never picked the pen to write anything of his own ever again.)
Other hobbies: playing the electric guitar (Jem70V Ibanez model), composing instrumentals for miscellaneous bands with his music maker program, giving professional advices regarding the domains he has vast knowledge in, masturbating at porn.
Bio: Raised in a homophobic racist post-communistic country of close-minded ignorant conservative malingering mollycoddles filing out their hypocrisy at every street corner, Vik eventually grew sick of having to seclude his true sexual orientation and chose to permanently move abroad. A caring family of tigers adopted Vik who later asked him the reason of his emigration. However, Vik insisted to keep everything in the past, that such matters don’t and won’t ever count in his new life. Having joined Furthia High, he hopes to earn true friends, unlike the fake self-interest-only ones he had back in his native country, and maybe even a boyfriend.

[JoshCF1]

Hello and welcome. Hope to see you around the forum.

[Buzzwolf]

wow...just...wow...that first line...that was the cockiest thing I've ever seen a newbie post... Two things right off the bat there mate, first off...QD doesn't do cameos...I have no idea where you picked up that idea, but he's made it policy not to do so...second.......QD's a guy...

other than that though, welcome to the forums, I'm the resident Scifi nut, rifles are on the left, happy socks are on the right, the pool is three floors up and I believe the ball pit is closed because the anaconda is hiding in it again. if yer into RP's, you'll have a hard time missing me over in the RP section, always looking fer new blood over there

[CamilarBlackthorne]

wow...just...wow...that first line...that was the cockiest thing I've ever seen a newbie post... Two things right off the bat there mate, first off...QD doesn't do cameos...I have no idea where you picked up that idea, but he's made it policy not to do so...second.......QD's a guy...

other than that though, welcome to the forums, I'm the resident Scifi nut, rifles are on the left, happy socks are on the right, the pool is three floors up and I believe the ball pit is closed because the anaconda is hiding in it again. if yer into RP's, you'll have a hard time missing me over in the RP section, always looking fer new blood over there

I don’t like breaking people’s bubbles, but I’m far from being a newbie. Here, I may be a newbie regarding time spent on the forum, but on other forums and on an overall RPing experience label I’m one of the strongest paragraph RPers on the Internet. My count of wins is past 4000 aside 2 ties and 0 defeats. In other words, I have all the rights of being cocky. Also, your sci-fi stuff doesn’t interest me at all. I came on this forum seeking a short vacation from my fighting activity. I’m quite old so I might even quit RP fighting and limit myself to cybering and scene RPing. On a side note, thanks for specifying the comic creator’s gender and disposition towards character requests. I feel less ignorant already. By the way, if you’re so willing to help a “newbie” like me through the painful process of de-ostracizing, how about you draw the character I requested yourself or let any other artists know about it? I tried myself but I suck at it. My hands are shaky and I have no patience. Most of the times I end up drawing weirdly proportioned scary figures and abstract objects. Must be from the drugs and calcium deficiency.

[ratdeathtrap]

Welcome to the forums. I got nothing.

[QuetzaDrake]

What a bizarre intro post.

[Buzzwolf]

I don’t like breaking people’s bubbles, but I’m far from being a newbie. Here, I may be a newbie regarding time spent on the forum, but on other forums and on an overall RPing experience label I’m one of the strongest paragraph RPers on the Internet. My count of wins is past 4000 aside 2 ties and 0 defeats. In other words, I have all the rights of being cocky. Also, your sci-fi stuff doesn’t interest me at all. I came on this forum seeking a short vacation from my fighting activity. I’m quite old so I might even quit RP fighting and limit myself to cybering and scene RPing. On a side note, thanks for specifying the comic creator’s gender and disposition towards character requests. I feel less ignorant already. By the way, if you’re so willing to help a “newbie” like me through the painful process of de-ostracizing, how about you draw the character I requested yourself or let any other artists know about it? I tried myself but I suck at it. My hands are shaky and I have no patience. Most of the times I end up drawing weirdly proportioned scary figures and abstract objects. Must be from the drugs and calcium deficiency.

you just keep baffeling me with your posts, and you're only at two...you just keep topping yourself

You are a newbie, I don't care What kinda experience you have elsewhere, you are new to the forum, hence why you are posting in the Newbie Lobby and have a post count that started at Zero. I didn't say shit about what I thought of your RPing capibility, I simply made note of MY role on the forums, I'm the RP scifi nut, and I don't particularly give a flying fuck if you're into 'my scifi stuff', it's called conversation and you managed to railroad it into a wall...and for the record, I call BULLSHIT on a 4000/0 win/loss record, NO ONE wins 100% strait from the getgo, sorry, let me correct myself, 99.9% win, you had 2 ties...I'm sure, and I honestly already find you one of the weakest RPers I've ever seen and I haven't even seen you RP, and honestly, I don't care much to at this point, expecially coming from one of those 'fight RP' backgrounds and bragging like you're king of the fucking internet cause of it. you have no right to be cocky, so take it and shove it. you, just like everyone else, makes their reputation, the 'STRONGEST PARAGRAPH RPers' on the internet, don't brag about it, because one, they don't need to, and two, there's no point, they don't see purpose in a 'score', they're the best because they simply enjoy writing. sometimes it means they don't win, but maybe they'll pull a tear or two with their characters death. you may have a high rep on your old forums for being big dog on campus, but just like even I have to do, you have to prove yourself again on a new forum. we don't 'Fight RP' here, all the RP's here are entirely story based, and fight scenes that are in the story, are designed according to the story and nothing more, if a character dies, it's because it's designed as such by the GM, or a player feels the need to let their character die off, whichever it is, it's not about just being the biggest bad ass, it's about making it interesting. when you realize what 'paragraph RP' writing is about, you'll never think about that 'score' of yours again

everything about your character screams juvenile ideal perfectionism, right down to the 'crimson red eyes' and the black trench coat and silver spiked shit. oh, and lets not forget the 'translvania' bit...yeah, I can see why you were able to score that '4000/0' score. you start at zero here mate, you prove you can actually post and not be a perfect mary sue like youre character description is fitting, then we'll see.

...and on top of it all...you go from asking QD for a drawing, to asking me...after all but strait up insulting me...AND doing so STILL in the inquiry for the drawing...bravo

[arinot]

This is why the internet was made XD. And boasting isn't gonna help you 'round here.
This site tends to be a "earn your respect" kinda thing...
Which is how I got moderatorship...

and also the reason I need to do my duty more. damn you college >_<.
Anyway, welcome, and try to be humble 'round here. Best advice for using this specific forum. And Buzz only does commissions when it comes to drawing others, so you'd have to pony up if you want his style.

tl;dr: Newbie means new to the area. Being a CIA super agent means nothing if you just moved to a farm.

[CamilarBlackthorne]

you just keep baffeling me with your posts, and you're only at two...you just keep topping yourself

You are a newbie, I don't care What kinda experience you have elsewhere, you are new to the forum, hence why you are posting in the Newbie Lobby and have a post count that started at Zero. I didn't say shit about what I thought of your RPing capibility, I simply made note of MY role on the forums, I'm the RP scifi nut, and I don't particularly give a flying fuck if you're into 'my scifi stuff', it's called conversation and you managed to railroad it into a wall...and for the record, I call BULLSHIT on a 4000/0 win/loss record, NO ONE wins 100% strait from the getgo, sorry, let me correct myself, 99.9% win, you had 2 ties...I'm sure, and I honestly already find you one of the weakest RPers I've ever seen and I haven't even seen you RP, and honestly, I don't care much to at this point, expecially coming from one of those 'fight RP' backgrounds and bragging like you're king of the fucking internet cause of it. you have no right to be cocky, so take it and shove it. you, just like everyone else, makes their reputation, the 'STRONGEST PARAGRAPH RPers' on the internet, don't brag about it, because one, they don't need to, and two, there's no point, they don't see purpose in a 'score', they're the best because they simply enjoy writing. sometimes it means they don't win, but maybe they'll pull a tear or two with their characters death. you may have a high rep on your old forums for being big dog on campus, but just like even I have to do, you have to prove yourself again on a new forum. we don't 'Fight RP' here, all the RP's here are entirely story based, and fight scenes that are in the story, are designed according to the story and nothing more, if a character dies, it's because it's designed as such by the GM, or a player feels the need to let their character die off, whichever it is, it's not about just being the biggest bad ass, it's about making it interesting. when you realize what 'paragraph RP' writing is about, you'll never think about that 'score' of yours again

everything about your character screams juvenile ideal perfectionism, right down to the 'crimson red eyes' and the black trench coat and silver spiked shit. oh, and lets not forget the 'translvania' bit...yeah, I can see why you were able to score that '4000/0' score. you start at zero here mate, you prove you can actually post and not be a perfect mary sue like youre character description is fitting, then we'll see.

...and on top of it all...you go from asking QD for a drawing, to asking me...after all but strait up insulting me...AND doing so STILL in the inquiry for the drawing...bravo

You’re funny, kid. For an ill-begotten progeny you sure made me copiously laugh. First of all, at least use proper grammar when raging at me. I understand that you’re mad at me out of envy, but show some decency and avoid profanity. Second, you have no reason of being angry because I merely stated my fighting score as a random fact out of boredom. However, you’re apparently taking everything I say as offensive. That’s your problem, not mine. Also, I didn’t ask you to care about it. You assumed everything, which makes you a hypocrite. And to clarify how I managed to get this score which you seem to vehemently deny of its reliability, I only fought those who I believed to stand a chance against. It’s not cowardice, but something called “keeping a neat score”. As time passed, I grew stronger and eventually defeated those who I previously feared of challenging due to the possibility of loosing and ruining my score. Call it speculation, but I have more tricks up my sleeve than you can imagine. Life isn’t fair, so why should I be? There’s no good and evil, only opportunities that may be taken or not depending on one’s moral preference. There’s no God, only those who attempt to create a higher force in order to easily manipulate or alter the population’s psychological manifestation. Faith is nothing more than a glimpse of ignorance accepted to attenuate one’s depression and perception upon his own miserable life. And you as a good sheep follow the herd. Open your eyes. Not everything is what it seems. As for third, “juvenile ideal perfectionism” you say? For the record, the info I posted about my fursona is barely 10% of what I intended to post. But seeing how busy Quetza is, I don’t think he’d quite enjoy reading an entire novel about it. But if you do, I’ll gladly do so, only to shut your blasphemous mouth from blabbing more meaningless comeback phrases. I’ll make sure to inform my peers about you, that they shouldn’t stumble past someone like you anywhere in the future. You’re a disgrace for the sake of pride many noble RPers carry as a burden to become saviors. If you think I posted my fursona to show off, then you’re terribly mistaken. I came on this forum with a purpose…a different purpose from teaching you a lesson about respecting your elders. But if you so eagerly beg for enlightenment, I will have to comply and bestow it upon you. Wouldn’t want any unfortunate folk spreading negativistic false gossip about me, now would I? I congratulate you for unnerving me to a point where I have to step over my vow of never killing innocent people. Actually, you’re not exactly innocent yourself. Hmm, it’s settled. I challenge you to a battle. You may choose the fighting place, environment, rules and even start first. It’s the least I can do to ensure a slightly higher chance of putting up a pleasant match for me. Don’t worry about me though, I’m confident that I’ll finish you in 2 turns. I don’t mind squashing small fries every now and then, ya know? If you have the nerve to mock me, you most likely know what risks that involves. Also, this just might be the shortcut I needed. How about we spice up things a bit, mmm? If you loose, I will take your spot and skip the pain of traditionally advancing in ranks myself. And to make things even more interesting, I’m willing to make a compromise. If I loose, the moderators or the admin will have to ban me forever from the forum. The one who wins will be the right one regarding this conflict. So, what do you say Mr. Critic? Are you man enough to accept my challenge or will you run away and throw cusses on the way? On a side note, whether I’ll get banned or not, I’ll still continue reading the comic. I admire Quetza for his devotion and aspiration towards drawing. And even if he denied accepting my character request for the comic, I still thank him for caring as much to read and reply to it. He, the comic and the rest of the forum have nothing to do with this. You just so happen to be a major turn-off that I can’t tolerate anymore. And if you’re going to post complains again, you’d better not. I wait only an answer, nothing more. If you’re unable to limit your hatred to that, I’ll simply add you on the blocked list. After all, I have my own real life I have to take care of. And arguing around like a nigger isn’t my style either. Therefore, respond to the ultimatum or I’ll ignore your presence.

And children, this is how an alliance proposal turns into a civil war over the night. Remember, choose your words carefully or suffer the consequences.

[Vanbael]

What a bizarre intro post.

I concur with the creator here.

First of all, I am the Master Assassin of the forums. I only look to preserve balance and free will.

Now, the next thing is this, lose the wall of text. I am capable of reading, but due to a disability I'm one to skim things over. Here, you earn your respect, your reputation, and your own keep. This is a place where you live by your own humanity. Also, this is also a place for the fun and to hang around. Don't expect to win, don't expect to compete.

After I painfully (not your writing but keeping my focus) reading through all your posts, you seem like you can best all of us...tall order. You see, we play nice with each other, if we compete it will only be on a friendly basis and nobody wins.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Welcome to the forums.

[CamilarBlackthorne]

What a bizarre intro post.

I concur with the creator here.

First of all, I am the Master Assassin of the forums. I only look to preserve balance and free will.

Now, the next thing is this, lose the wall of text. I am capable of reading, but due to a disability I'm one to skim things over. Here, you earn your respect, your reputation, and your own keep. This is a place where you live by your own humanity. Also, this is also a place for the fun and to hang around. Don't expect to win, don't expect to compete.

After I painfully (not your writing but keeping my focus) reading through all your posts, you seem like you can best all of us...tall order. You see, we play nice with each other, if we compete it will only be on a friendly basis and nobody wins.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Welcome to the forums.

Now that’s what I wanted to hear. I applaud you sir for calming the turbulent sea. The first sane mind I had the honor to meet. However, I do with great sorrow apologize for my inconvenient decision…but the one I wanted to hear those words from was my reluctant friend here. Well, since you took his place to bring the Universal equilibrium, I expect a token of appreciation or rather a consensus handshake. Or, if he agrees to it, we can make up (as in homosexual kiss). Naaaah, just joking. Anyway, I congratulate you for a job well done. This forum passed the test. You see, I’m a S.Q.M. (site quality management) inspector. My duty is to stroll on different sites and simulate various scenarios, afterwards taking notes of the subject’s behavior and reporting to the headquarters. Here’s a short fragment of our public-associated terms.

“This site has been stamped as verified and approved. This action has been taken according to the anti-S.O.P.A. policy which states that in order to raise web protection against potential conspiracy factors such as nihilistic-implemented laws for the unfavorable copyrighting issues and restricted content, several S.Q.M. agents are to be deployed on vital sites and fill in certain assessment bureaucracy regarding the detailed and overall aspects in their respective form concerning the psychological conclusions. This measure has the following purposes:
1. Pursuing S.O.P.A. legacy into lowering the awareness level attributed to each exposed site. By doing so, our agency has the opportunity of spanning warranty panels which prevent S.O.P.A. from personally checking and whether approving or shutting down the site. Similar to a double agent, we fake our goal by playing by S.O.P.A.’s side when in fact we want to benefit from free material and adult-discretion sites as much as our supporters do. As a fan-based corporation, we dispatch loyal and skilled individuals to inspect sites that are dearest to us and successfully retrieve important data from the sociologic platform.[…]
2. Conserving the attended visual contents in case a “breakdown” operation occurs. Our employees are obliged to save on their own HDD’s whatever graphical images they find valuable and propagate them in the possible event of Internet lockdown which consists of the total annihilation of socially-driven sites. By this, we have a significant chance of “resurrecting” the Internet after an inter-penumbrae era of computer-originated mass-media absence.[…]
3. Legalizing S.O.P.A. audio-visual infringements past their own reach. In collaboration with Anonymous, we’ve established privatizing many territories located outside of S.O.P.A.’s mischievous claw.[…]”

Since I myself like this comic, I may occasionally participate into RPs or OOC discussions in my spare time. Until then, have a nice day.

[QuetzaDrake]

If you're serious, don't you need to give everyone who responded to this thread a waiver to sign so you have their permission to use whatever data you gathered from this? Cause I'm not entirely sure I like someone being an antagonistic, pompous douche to stir up responses for some sort of... anti-SOPA agenda? Even though what you said had absolutely nothing to do with SOPA and SOPA was benched anyway so really this should be anti-ACTA?

I can't even really tell because you post in gigantic walls of text that have no paragraph breaks whatsoever so it's very hard to read and I don't even really care that much regardless. Something about bragging about being an "expert RPer" and... fighting and... I don't know.

In any case I'm annoyed so knock it off.

[Tambur]

I call Bullshit. Give me the office address and phone number of the office that you work for. Although I highly doubt you can. No organization would openly admit working in tangent with Anonymous. Also your legal wording is completely wrong. I work with legal documents all day, and "mischievous claw" would never be inserted into legal form unless quoted. Legal document are to be neutral, and referring to S.O.P.A.'s intentions as a "mischievous claw" made me laugh quite heartily. Also, I seriously doubt this is a vital site. No offense to QD, but this site doesn't get the hits to denote it as vital.

You are a fake. Please discard your falsities at the door. Apologize and come forth with the truth, or provide us with proof of the company you work for. As you said, the terms are public, so you would have no problem posting the URL.

[Vanbael]

I'd like a link to your base website, and the information you have gathered. I value this forum, and I do approach things objectively, but I don't want people going around unannounced to each website rousing up the regulars until someone posts what he/she wants to see. If you were to do this, you should have contacted QD before hand releasing your credentials and let him know what you're about to do.

Also, I'm kind of surprised that you haven't even poked your head into any news source but SOPA has been shelved. And even though we are safe (for now) we don't want people police the internet still. ID rather have the site administrators do their own moderating also with the in house subordinates (Anon G, Arinot) they choose.

[halolad90]

i second that whole bs stuff and i think this whole bikering back and forth is usless and pointless it is just starting to get anoying and the whole god thing is afensive to me.